Lion escape

A lion believed to have escaped from a zoo in Belfast, led to a full scale operation for the beast. However, when the police contacted the zoo they claimed that none of their lions had gone missing. It was later realised that the lion was actually a rather large dog. Woof.

How can a large dog look like a lion? The members of the public who reported this incident must have seen a fecking gigantic dog. This must have wasted lots of money considering a police helicopter was involved. Woof.

Check out the story at: telegraph.co.uk/