God arrested for selling cocaine

Yes, according to abcactionnews.com, a man named God was arrested for selling cocaine. And the irony is that it was near a church, a place where you worship God.

The drug dealers’ real name is God Lucky Howard and he was arrested by undercover detectives for selling the drug. The double irony is that his middle name is “Lucky”. This detainment from the police is far from lucky. In fact I think it’s unlucky. And to make matters worse the police also found an additional 22 grams of cocaine in his house.

Here is a breakdown of his bad luck.

• His first name is “God”.
• His second name is “Lucky”
• Arrested for selling cocaine near a church.
• Found with an extra 22 grams of cocaine.
• Has a huge $86, 500 bond.

Have a look at the story at abcactionnews.com